Must control... irrational ... impulses

ebay is a dangerous tool. I was overtaken tonight by a sudden and powerful desire to own a questron. a toy i loved when i was like, seven. a quick search revealed that ebay could fulfill my desire for a few bucks with shipping. then i thought about explaining to anyone who wasn't insane why i spent 10 bucks on a light up pen and books meant for 5 year olds. Luckily ebay was fresh out of freaky freezies gloves!